"Why didn't you make me do the dishes last night?"
- "Because you said you were tired."
- "Damn. I'm friggin' lazy sometimes. You must not listen to me when I say something that sounds tempting... Hmm. Can't we do the dishes tomorrow?"
- "That's what you said last night. And right now you told me to ignore your temptress ways."
- "And what if I tempt you in other ways?"
- "No chance. Come on, let's do it. It's only twenty minutes of work."
- "But I don't want to. How about burning down the flat?"
- "Honey, we *like* living here."
- "Drat. I knew there was something important..."